Comparacion de dos Titanes ...

HTC Magic Vs iPhone

http://blogs.zdnet.com/cell-phones/?p=1004&tag=nl.e589

Aunque como dice el mismo autor el articulo no se puede considerar como definitivo, es es un buen punto de patrida

Encuentra las 3 diferencias

sin palabras...

Prision vs. Work

IN PRISON: You spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell.
AT WORK: You spend the majority of your time in an 8X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON: You get three meals a day.
AT WORK: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

IN PRISON: You get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK: You get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK: You must often carry a security card and open all the doors
for yourself.

IN PRISON: You can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON: You get your own toilet.
AT WORK: You have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

IN PRISON: They allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK: You aren't even supposed to speak to your family.

IN PRISON: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
AT WORK: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they
deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK: They are called managers.


Y usted amigo mercenario, que elegiria?

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Mujeres Dificiles, Hombres Complicados

Aun no es fin de semana, pero les comparto una "Conferencia Motivacional" como su presentador Cesar Lozano le llama. Les recomiendo que lo escuchen cuando no esten en trabajo, en compañia preferentement de su esposa/novia/amante o enfrente de cualquier mujer..

Les paso el link:

Mujeres Dificiles, Hombres Complicados

En fin, diviertanse!,

Performance Evaluations...

Ahora que aca en tierras del tio Steve estamos en revisiones de mitad de ciclo, me acorde de esta lista de cosas que a nadie le gustaria recibir en su revision de rendimiento, y que alguno que otro personaje de SasQTCen de seguro ha recibido en su revision mas de una de estas frases:

Laughs from Employee Performance Evaluations, or, “Peer Feedback Anti-Patterns”

These are “actual quotes” taken from Federal Government employee performance evaluations:

1. "Since my last report, this employee has reached rock-bottom and has started to dig."

2. "I would not allow this employee to breed."

3. "This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won't be."

4. "Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap."

5. "When he opens his mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet."

6. "This young lady has delusions of adequacy."

7. "He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them."

8. "This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot."

9. "This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts the better."

10. "Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together."

11. "A gross ignoramus - 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus."

12. "He doesn't have ulcers, but he's a carrier."

13. "I would like to go hunting with him sometime."

14. "He's been working with glue too much."

15. "He would argue with a sign-post."

16. "He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room."

17. "When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell."

18. "If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he's the other one."

19. "A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on."

20. "A prime candidate for natural de-selection."

21. "Donated his brain to science before he was done using it."

22. "Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming."

23. "He's got two brains cells, one is lost and the other is out looking for it."

24. "If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week."

25. "If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change."

26. "If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean."

27. "It's hard to believe he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm."

28. "One neuron short of a synapse."

29. "Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled."

30. "Takes him 2 hours to watch 60-minutes."

31. "The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.

Les dejo de tarea que escriban en los comments el review de (al menos) uno de los siguientes personajes usando las frases antes mencionadas:
- Rav4
- Balam

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